Director: Bob Chinn (as Robert C. Chinn)
Studio: Freeway Films, Golden Gate Productions, Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Laurien Dominique, Candida Royalle, John Holmes, Damon Christian, Joan Devlon, Blair Harris, Peter Johns, Jeff Lyle, Jon Martin, Dale Meador, Carl Regal, Sabrina, Ken Scudder, John Seeman, Joey Silvera, Paul Thomas
-Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can’t help but want to solve everyone else’s personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it’s time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.
-Prolific legend Bob Chinns parody of 70’s soap operas is one of the better and most (intentionally) hilarious porn parodies of the era. The lunatic asylum dance scenes are cinematic gold!
File Size: ~950MB
Duration: 77 min
Hard Soap Hard Soap.mp4 – 926.6 MB